Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Quick Quotes

"Looking for a new life? God takes trade-ins."

"The best vitamin for a Christian is B1."
"Under same management for over 2000 years"
"Soul food served here."
"Tithe if you love Jesus! Anyone can honk!"
"You can give without loving but you cannot love without giving."
"Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church."
"We should be more concerned with the Rock Of Ages, instead of the age of rocks."
"Reputation is what people think about you. Character is what people know you are."
"Life has many choices, Eternity- only 2."
"Seven days without prayer makes one weak."
"No Jesus - no peace, Know Jesus - know peace!"
"Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due."
"Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible."
"It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees."
"Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive."
"Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings."
"Forbidden fruit creates many jams."
"Satan subtracts and divides. God multiplies and multiplies."
"If you do not want to reap the fruits of sin stay out of the devil's orchard."
"Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself."
"God answers kneemail!"
"Aspire to inspire before you expire."
"Free trip to Heaven. Details inside."

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